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"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. " - Bob Hope
06/01/07
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain
06/03/07
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
06/06/07
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
06/08/07
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
06/13/07
It isn't easy being green. - Kermit the Frog
6/20/07
Start everyday off with a smile and get it over with. - W.C. Fields
6/29/07
It's better to be looked over than overlooked. - Mae West
7/02/07
If I were two faced, why would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln
7/12/07
Half of the people in America, are faking it. - Robert Mitchum
7/30/07
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson
10/27/07
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
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