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05/31/07

"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. " - Bob Hope

06/01/07

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain

06/03/07

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

06/06/07

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

06/08/07

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

06/13/07

It isn't easy being green. - Kermit the Frog

6/20/07

Start everyday off with a smile and get it over with. - W.C. Fields

6/29/07

It's better to be looked over than overlooked. - Mae West

7/02/07

If I were two faced, why would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

7/12/07

Half of the people in America, are faking it. - Robert Mitchum

7/30/07

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson

10/27/07

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby



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